Browse quotes by subject Browse quotes by author P. J. O'ROURKE QUOTES Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. P.J. O'ROURKE, The Bachelor Home Companion Golf ... combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. P.J. O'ROURKE, Modern Manners The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then get elected and prove it. P.J. O'ROURKE, Holidays in Hell P.J. O'ROURKE, Give War a Chance One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license. P.J. O'ROURKE, Rolling Stone , Nov. 1989 There is parody , when you make fun of people who are smarter than you; satire , when you make fun of people who are richer than you; and burlesque , when you make fun of both while taking your clothes off. | |
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